Tech News Update

lesbocages.com
Officially: LesBocages.com, tree service in the Brittany region of France.
Unintentionally: LesboCages.com, your source for locking up your out-of-control local lesbian.

freebase.com
Officially: Freebase.com, a social database about things you know and like.
Unintentionally: Freebase.com, the online destination when you can’t find your crack pipe.

sydneytherapist.com
Officially: SydneyTherapist.com, the website of Tanya Koens, a sex therapist in Sydney, Australia. (No word if she is affiliated with Tobias Funke.)
Unintentionally: SydneyTheRapist.com, home page of a guy named Sydney who just can’t stop telling his tales about rapin’! (No word if he is affiliated with Tucker Max.)

nobjs.org
Officially: NOBJS.org, North of Boston Jewish Singles 40+ — “a fantastic place to meet fascinating, charming and enthusiastic single people with whom you can get together and have fun.”
Unintentionally: NoBJs.org, the site for women in committed relationships.

blackhatebook.com
Officially: BlackHatEbook.com, a guide to black hat SEO, “the technique of building and promoting a website using unfair, sneaky, sly and underhand tactics which often break search engine guidelines.” (Just to stick it to these people, I made their link above a rel=”nofollow”.)
Unintentionally: BlackHateBook.com, a guide to being a racist, for the rarely-seen literate racist.

oldmanshaven.com
Officially: OldMansHaven.com, cabin rentals in Ancient Man’s Haven near Hocking Hills (Ohio) State Park, home of Ancient Man’s Cave.
Unintentionally: OldManShaven.com, ’cause when they’re dragging on the ground, they should be hairless.

nycanal.com
Officially: NYcanal.com, a resource for info on and travel to all of New York’s gorgeous canals.
Unintentionally: NYCanal.com, a resource for info on and fissures in all of New York’s less gorgeous “canals.”

americanscrapmetal.com
Officially: AmericanScrapMetal.com, “a B2B-based scrap metal recycling expert” in Texas.
Unintentionally: AmericansCrapMetal.com. And we piss awesomeness!

actionpaintballsac.com
Officially: ActionPaintballSac.com, an 880-acre paintball course located just outside of Sacramento.
Unintentionally: ActionPaintBallsac.com, which is either a Japanese game show or a high-energy booth at Key West’s FantasyFest.

ladrape.co.uk
Officially: LaDrape.co.uk, a company that “continues to innovate quilted bedspread design and manufacture, leading the field for nearly 20 years, supplying major hotel groups, cruise ships and interior designers internationally.”
Unintentionally: LadRape.co.uk, where we rape guys while using properly British terms like “lad.” After the rape’s over we toss the small bugger’s body in the boot, sod off to a bog and dump the duff.

budget.co.ck
Officially: Budget.co.ck, for all your Budget Car Rental needs on the Cook Islands.
Unintentionally: Budget.co.ck, because in this economy, who can afford full-priced cock?

 A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

 Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

 Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com